Want to become popular instantly? Take naked photos of yourself like Paris Hilton and post them on the internet. Want to sell more records? Take naked photos of yourself like Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and post them on the internet. Want to stay in American Idol longer? Take naked photos of yourself like Antonella Barba and post them on the internet.
Though Antonella was the worst performer in the show last week, that didn't matter to the voters (who must be horny young males by the look of it). She was saved from being axed from the show. Her perfomance of Celine Dion's Because You Loved Me was pathetic as much as it was emotionless (she dedicated the song to her brother).
That just goes to show (again!) that being beautiful gets you everywhere but being beautiful and naked on the internet gets you further. In Antonella's case, another week in American Idol.
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